LXXVII: "Sailor Moon and the 7 Ballz"

Okay, granted that I don't speak of hentai majorly in the blog, but whenever I do, I try to mention titles that are in the least made decently. Every now and then, however, I come across some titles not worth the buzz. This peculiar hentai, Sailor Moon and the 7 Ballz, is one of those said titles, and believe me: it's clear to say that it's as cheesy as it gets!

Not much of a plot behind this one. As it is a parody of the anime, the plot (or lack there of) deals with the wedding between Usagi (Sailor Moon) and Mamoru (Tuxedo Mask). Among those getting invited are the other sailor scouts (well, the other 4 that we normally know of). To add to this, if it wasn't hinted enough in the title, we see some from Dragon Ball Z as well. To add to even this, we even see characters from Neon Genesis Evangelion, Ranma 1/2, Hokuto No Ken, Cardcaptor Sakura (I know, don't ask how this happened!), as well as others. Unfortunately, as far as the plot goes, that's all there is to it, as there's just plain sex throughout the rest of the feature.

Heaven knows how I manage to bear watching it. It's sad really, because recalling it, it looked more like something you could find via Newgrounds (not meaning to offend them) than something actually released on VHS and DVD. Much to my dismay, it is, and it's not only me who ridiculed this title. Others have done the same, noting how bad it is, and I honestly can't disagree. Of course, this isn't the only one of its kind, as I've seen other worse off in terms of content, quality, etc. As a parody, however, it fails... badly. As typical as it may sound, this product is created and sold, but it is not licensed by anyone from either side. The OAV is 60 minutes long, and it is of Japanese language with some form of subtitling. The animation (character design, sex scenes, etc.) was of poor taste. Even with characters like CC Sakura made to have sex appeal and legal age, unless you have balls of steel (Duke Nukem reference), you're better off watching something else.

Sailor Moon and the 7 Ballz would have even Dio Brando of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure not only unamused, but also cringing.Though it's not a hopeless case like a few American-made hentai, it's as bad as Colorful, save for the few points it does get over it. This title gets a 2.4 of 10. A part of me didn't want to do this, since I didn't feel it worth covering, but I kinda joined the bandwagon by doing so anyway...